Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Thank you for Flying OrangeOnions!

Hi there everybody! Its me again, Oliver, and I know I may be preaching to the choir here, but, like millions of my fellow Americans, I'm deeply troubled by all the insane travel restrictions these days! Back in the day, if a typical family of 4 went to visit Grandma for the weekend, they might pack 8 suitcases, a large duffle bag, 3 rolling carry-ons and a couple of backpacks. Nowadays, of course, we have the insane and terribly annoying "3-1-1 rule", which your friendly TSA agent will explain to you as follows:

"Hey Buddy! 3-1-1! You're only allowed a 3 inch carry on, for this 1 time only, and we'll search that carry on for no less than 1 hour. Sorry sir, TSA regulations..."

We all know how stressful this makes that weekend trip to Grandma. And if you think WE have it hard, how do you think Santa feels?! In the good ol' days, Santa would load up that sleigh floor to ceiling with enough toys and stocking stuffers for the next 3 Christmases! Now? He's limited to one toy per household and is often subjected to humiliating screening procedures in which he has to remove his hat, buckle and white socks! We're lucky that he still comes around!

While I extend my deepest sympathies to Mr. Claus, I have some FANTASTIC news for you. THANKFULLY, at OrangeOnions, there are hundreds of items to choose from, and guess what? Everything at this online discount store is an EXTRA 15% OFF for a limited time with coupon code HOL15 at checkout. AND there is NO LIMIT on how many you can buy and/or carry with you! So to all those TSA restrictions, we say… BAH, HUMBUG!

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P.S. I regret to inform you, however, that Federal regulation requires you to remain in your seat until your purchase at OrangeOnions has come to a complete stop.

Until next time,
Oliver!